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nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that

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sciencefriday:

Harvesting sap for maple syrup - now vs. the future.

[Video footage by Luke Groskin and Mark Isselhardt]

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thesylverlining:

elkian:

teen-heat:

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

why do advertisers humanize food products

why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses

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you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

(Source: parasailin-sarahpalin, via afternoonsnoozebutton)

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT DOGS THESE ARE

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT DOGS THESE ARE

I’m sick on my week off work and it sucks balls.